http://cloudclub-ru. blogspot. com/2010/08/blog-post. html. ).
of interpretations, which for some reason the blog was prescribed does not ( I learned about it from a received message). For the first time confronted with this situation:-(.
Therefore, reproducing the text (it is a fragment from a publication eWeek):.
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Black Duck: Open-Source Projects Drive Cloud Computing:. http://www. eweek. ru.
The Black Duck analysis shows a 70 percent growth from 2008 to 2009 in projects specifically associated with cloud computing. These cloud-specific, open-source projects account for nearly 50 million lines of code, the company said. Cloud environments referenced by the projects show Amazon Web Services as the leading environment, followed by Microsoft's Windows Azure, Google App Engine, and Force. com. To see a chart and list of open-source software cloud projects data referenced in this release, go to:. http://www. blackducksoftware. com / oss / projects /.
'In the wake of the financial crisis of the past 18-24 months and as enterprise IT application developers re-architect applications for cloud environments, they are turning to open-source software for its low cost, availability and breadth of possible solutions,' . 'Open source's low barriers to entry and abundance offer significant time-to-market advantages and make it an emerging and important element of cloud development strategies for enterprise developers. At the same time, organizations must put in effective open-source assessment and management capabilities to leverage it as part of a complex software sourcing strategy for the cloud and for other environments. '.
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I think I say things are pretty obvious. Growth on 70% of Cloud- projects, given the near- zero starting point, not very impressive (although it makes you wonder what it would be time for us. ).
Well, the fact that Open Source lowers the bar for developers - is also known.
Saturday, May 26, 2012
To the question ' Clouds and the ACT '
Friday, May 25, 2012
Vebalta: more dead than alive
... Ru.
Indeed, according to statistics, LI, the number of users Vebalty fell sharply in December and January.
The last six months the number of users varied greatly Vebalty. Average daily number of users per month as follows:.
August - 36 912;.
September - 52 788;.
October - 32 949;.
November - 32 752;.
December - 12 948;.
January - 10 395.
Probably in September, the number of users has increased due to the participation in the hype Vebalty termination of the operators link and anchor by Yandex. Then Alex Gureshov, CEO Vebalty, said that operators will soon earn its search engine. At first, this message has caused a rapid interest in the search engine. But later, interest, judging by the data counter is LI, sleeping. Already in October, when Vebalta today announced the host operator links, designed to show the backlinks, the average daily number of visitors is not reached and 33 thousand.
Now Vebalta lose a few thousand users per month. For comments about the sharp decline in the number of users SEONEWS turned to PR-manager of the company Vebalta Arseny Kamysheva. According to him, talking about death can not be Vebalty. ...
Sunday, May 13, 2012
Time travel - facts confirmed!
The Time Machine - a concept that has become familiar and popular after the novel by HG Wells in 1895. But maybe a wee trip to the reality? . However, the evidence suggests quite the opposite. They have only recently become known to the public. It is a spontaneous by nature penetrations casual observers in the past era that saw everything that happens as if by not being able to intervene in the events of those days. This is evidenced by the previously hidden information from government archives of the United States and the Soviet Union, more than 20 years of observations.
In 2001, Reed Flute Cave threshold, near the city of Guilin, a tourist showed up, the Japanese. Arrogant resident of the rising sun made the trip alone in the vast underground labyrinth, where others do not meddle with no risk guide. Japanese sparkled with happiness, he overcame all the intricate corridors - and once asleep in a cave. From the joy was gone when it was revealed that he spent in the cave as much three years the Japanese entered the cave in 1998... The time is sometimes throws an amazing trick!.
Time always runs at one speed, which can not be changed. In this meet, and physics, and chemists, and philosophers. However, many people, describing the dramatic events, they say: 'Time seemed to stop '. Beautiful words? . Combatants, in particular, telling: they survived interpretation because they saw them flying bullets and had time to escape. At first glance, this is impossible, because the human eye can not perceive objects moving at such a rate. But the words of the narrators are confirmed: the soldiers suddenly dives to the bottom of the trench, and the next moment a bullet or a splinter plows the parapet, where just had his head.
' Stop Time' arise, usually in times of mortal danger. Citizens have time to notice the falling icicles from the roof and jump to the side. Workers on construction sites dodges bricks dive. Tellingly, all the ' victims ' talked as if the subject did not fly on them, and slowly declined, and they quietly stepped aside without fear.
Cosmonaut Vladimir Aksenov told how one day his ' Muscovite ' stalled on the crossing over the railway. At this point, the bend 50 meters seemed rushing train: a second or two she was bound to crash into the car and the driver had no time to even get out of it. Aksenov pulled out of the nest, and then again put the ignition key and gently pressed the starter. Motor fails to start as soon as the car slid off the tracks and stopped a few meters from the train swept. However, the cosmonaut seemed as if cars floated in front of him, like in slow motion. He even saw white as chalk, face the driver, not had time to even begin to brake....
In the alpine camp in Dombay was an instructor by the name of Georgian Vakhtang. He was not yet 25, and a black shock of hair was already gray lock. He admitted that he had gone gray in one minute, once in an avalanche:.
- I was in conjunction with my friend Gogi. I went first, and Gogi was to insure me at the edge of Sněžník. When I was about halfway through, I saw how the snow above and on either side of me zazmeilis crack. Then they split on the slope slowly, as if reluctantly, rushed down the huge layers of snow, ice, when in fact it all happens in a split second. I did not feel fear, acted as if I have nowhere to rush: was looking for a piece of frozen snow more, sailed by, throwing him to move to the next, and choose. When I got out of the avalanche, Gogi not believe my eyes....
What I want, then turn back.
What happens when a person thinks, if time runs very slowly or even stopped?.
Physicists are categorical: all things are moving in a strictly defined time frame. So, the point is that biological processes in the body in critical situations, accelerated - faster the nerve impulses, muscle fibers are often reduced - even though people are not aware and did not feel it.
After analyzing the stories about their feelings and carrying out appropriate calculations, the researchers concluded that the course of time an individual is accelerated in the 120-130 times. As a result, everything happens as many times slower and the man seems as if time stood still.
At the same hypothesis is running and this fact. Those who survived the ' stop time', they say that everything happened in a strange silence. The reason is simple: when the individual time is accelerated by more than 100 times, the sound coming into your ear, turn to infrasound, which is not perceived by the human hearing system....
Nobel laureate chemist and physicist Ilya Prigogine argued that the proper time is constructed by each person at every moment of life. The brain operates in the critical moments of his own time - it can accelerate almost a hundred times, and maybe slow down.
There are a good example. In the 1780s the Boers, who began seizing land Zulu and Xhosa, faced with a surprising phenomenon - African witch doctors began talking of his soldiers from bullets. As a result, they attacked the Europeans are not paying attention to the fierce fire, and some remained safe and sound, even when shooting at him at close range. Bullets do not bounce from the blacks, but... did not get into them!.
The colonialists did not understand this mystery, because in the end of a spell interrupted. But now the secret of their invulnerability can be explained: African soldiers had the gift of an arbitrarily accelerated during the proper time and dodge the bullets. But the infinite it could not last and they died....
Long short minutes.
At the end of the XVIII century Director Greenwich Observatory in England - MAKSLAYN fired assistant: his data on the movement of stars across the sky were different from those obtained by him. On the whole second. 25 years later, the German astronomer Friedrich Bessel lived unjustly stricken British counterpart.
He proved that in nature there are no two astronomers whose time stamps are identical to all. All observers recorded the time of the passage of stars through the crossing of the lines is seen in the eyepiece of the telescope, is strictly individual: one - a little earlier, others - later. The difference in these readings is called ' personal time '.
And recently, it was found that this error depends on age, temperament, health status of the observer, and even the air temperature at the observatory.
- 50 -year-old Makslayn and his 30- year-old assistant, in principle, could not specify the same time - emphasizes the psychologist Peter Meng of the University of Virginia. - The difference is just incredible moment is small, the discrepancy could be ten times more, because in old age, the perception of time otherwise than in his younger years....
The psychologist had a very vivid experience. He broke the subjects into three age groups and asked each participant to press a button whenever, in his opinion, it may take 3 minutes. It was found that best define the time intervals young people 20 years. Persons of middle age, as shown by the final count, assessed the same time interval of 3 minutes 16 seconds, the elderly - in 3 minutes 40 seconds! . Young people were wrong by an average of 46 seconds, and the elderly - in 1 minute 48 seconds:.
- The older the person, the more it overestimates the elapsed time. Because it and it seems that over the years, it still accelerates its pace....
However, not only determines the accuracy of the age of timelessness. Fatigue, nervousness, enthusiasm can significantly distort the perception of the passage of time. In the human internal clock affects the temperature - and the environment, and his body. When a person becomes ill, he starts a fever, the time for it begins to drag unbearably long. Especially painful is the state of the night, when ' no morning comes '.
Recent experiments have refined the average statistical error in such cases. If the temperature of a human raised by 2-3 degrees, the minute interval, he noted an error in 35 seconds. This is a direct consequence of the fact that at high temperatures, many processes occur in the body faster. Moreover, this phenomenon is observed when a person is healthy in the heat.
With the decrease in temperature can be achieved the opposite effect: if the ' cool ' person in the frost on the same 2-3 degrees, then after 30 seconds, it seems that moment has passed.
Explaining why the course of an objective universal time with people in different ways, scientists have concluded that in the first place is due to different rates of metabolic processes in the body. In addition, studies have shown Dr. Laura KLEIN University of Pennsylvania, ' ambiguity ' associated with the elaboration of hormones such as cortisol and vasopressin, which affect the sense of time. It is because of their love seems like a minute bye pass too quickly....
At the time of the loop.
And yet the most mysterious phenomenon of time is the so-called loop time when people and material objects from the past in some incomprehensible way, transported to the future.
In the Tyrrhenian Sea off the coast of Italy is the island of Ischia, which occupy the tourists all year round. The location is quiet, there is nothing extraordinary happens, so time passes slowly. But, of course, not so much that people in their right mind could confuse the last hours of the years. Such happens when memory failures.
That is the case with Kurt looked RAINER. One August day in 1997, this 25 -year-old boy, all dirty and scratched, limping, went to the entrance to the thermal park of ' Gardens of Poseidon '. He told the employee that fell off the motorcycle into a ditch and now the poor uptake, which is. Rainer to the hospital, and the next day he called his name and the hotel where he stayed. However, the guest list did not find any Rainer.
Mysterious incident took police. Soon able to establish: in 1981 this hotel is really stopping German tourist named Rainer, who then disappeared. Then, the investigation concluded that he likely drowned while bathing in the sea. All the long 16 years (!) Kurt presumed dead. Where he had been all this time, remained a mystery....
Yet far more captivating story takes place in 1961. American pilot flew over the state of Ohio. The weather was horrible. The plane now and then dived into the clouds, and in the lumina of the sun shone into the eyes. For this reason, emerging once again from a cloud of milk, the pilot did not immediately notice a few tens of meters directly in front of another aircraft. Having laid a desperate turn, he miraculously managed to avoid a collision, but the end of the wing is still on the board struck the other car.
After landing, the pilot filed a report on air accidents, which is very surprised by aerodrome authorities. The pilot described the plane, which almost ran as single upholstered in cloth biplane with wings and a wire stretching between them. In an open cockpit pilot sat in a leather helmet and big glasses, canned.
Specialists are responsible for flight safety, decided that the cause of the accident was almost a copy of an old plane was made for the filming of some of the historical film. Surpassing it in place of shooting, filmmakers do not bother to get permission to fly. In this incident was happily forgotten.
However, a few months later in an old abandoned shed on one of the small private airfield was discovered quite by accident biplane, just like the one described by an American pilot. Experts who examined it concluded that it is impossible to fly - and look to crumble because of dilapidation. But it's completely confused logbook found in cab. It had a record dating back to 1911. The pilot wrote that during the last flight nearly collided with the ' big silver airplane amazing design ', which raced at high speed and struck his car on the side end of the wing. On board the biplane experts did find a scratch, in which the microparticles were paint and aluminum, fully matched by its composition with the material of modern aircraft! .
Note: The white fog.
To understand this puzzling phenomenon, known expert in the field of paranormal phenomena Englishwoman Jenny RENDLZ decided to track down and interview those who have been in the loop time. For 20 years she was able to find more than 300 people. The reliability of their testimony is not in doubt because of their loss of time, witnesses confirmed.
In the beginning... May 1968 Argentine Zherado form with his wife traveled by car to visit friends. At the last moment they were joined by another couple. They decided that they would go ahead, because they knew better than the road from town to town Chaskomus cornstarch.
Soon ehavshaya at the forefront of time discovered that the machine is not behind the Vidal. Deciding that something went wrong with those, turned back, reached almost to Chaskomusa, but Vidal has never been found, although there were no exits the highway all the way was not found. The couple had already wanted to go to the police a statement about the loss of friends, when on the second day, they called themselves Vidal of Mexico.... How they got there, were not really missing. According to them, they followed the first car when he suddenly found themselves in a strip of thick fog and almost immediately lost consciousness. And when they say, came to their senses and looked at my watch, it took only two hours. They found that their car is on the side of the road entirely unfamiliar. And the paint on the car was covered in small crevices, as if it scorched by fire. Vidal turned to the first comer, and with amazement learned that they are in another country....
About whitish cloud that looked like a fog, and told the Englishman Paul BROMHEM. Late that night he left the town of Little Houghton. Suddenly, in front of the headlights appeared milky strip, which drove his car, and then lost consciousness Bromhem. In a Paul came in the morning on the outskirts of town Tervo 16 miles from the scene. His car was gone. Police later found her in the middle of muddy fields, five miles from the Terveya. Nobody could understand how it got there, because traces of tires on the clay soil was not....
The most objective information about how to capture the loop of time a person has given a unique recording made in 1995 at a chemical plant in Florida. Late at night the security guard saw on video monitors in a worker who was one of the warehouses. Suddenly, the whole yard filled shimmering whitish mist, concealing human. At the same time monitor screens flashed, and the picture they disappeared. After a few seconds the image appeared again, but no fog, no working in the yard was no longer.
This surprised the guard, as a matter of seconds a person could not get to the store and hide in the yard was no place. Puzzled Guard went there himself, looked at the whole area, but did not find the missing worker.
The guard returned to the office and resumed the interrupted observation. Half an hour later the monitor screen blinked again, and they suddenly emerged the figure of ' evaporated ' work: it is a table on all fours at the far end of the factory area, and he vomited. The guard rushed into the yard to help the poor man, with whom is clearly something wrong. Somehow, he dragged him to the office, sat in a chair and called the ' quick ' because the victim was in a trance, and remembered nothing....
Dr. Jenny Rendlz believes that the spontaneous movement of people and objects in space and time happens when they get into the abnormal areas in the flow of time.
We use the familiar expression ' the river of time ', without thinking about its possible physical sense - she says. - Meanwhile, there is a scientific hypothesis that the time of the material. Then in this hronoreke can occur the same phenomena as in the normal river. For example, the eddies. When they occur in a real river, then they got a piece of a chip or a long time circling in one place, then sinking to the bottom, then re- surfacing. It is possible that the same may come and whirlpools in the river of time. They violate his smooth flow, capturing people and material objects and transferring them from one time period to another. Visually, these anomalies or ' eddies of time' appear in the form of luminous clouds....
By its nature, the river of time is nothing like the flow of energy is likely to electromagnetic. Under the influence of strong electromagnetic fields in humans begins to ache and dizzy, vomiting, severe fatigue, impaired coordination. The same symptoms were observed among those who fall into the ' whirlpools of time'.
Genre: Documentary.
Year: 2010.
Tags: CoyoteWorld, the universe, the cosmos.
Description:.
a series of. alien life.
According to Hawking's alien life suschestvut in different forms, ranging from the simplest.
organisms, up to advanced civilizations. But we must avoid contact with extraterrestrial intelligence,.
t. to. this can lead to catastrophic consequences.
2 series. Time Travel.
Hawking says that the journey to the past impossible, t. to. contrary to the basic.
the laws of nature ( sledsvennye violates cause- Communications). But the journey to the future theoretical.
possible! .
based on different physical laws.
3 series. History of Total.
See how the universe started as a born star, black holes and life - and it will all end.
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If a whirlpool in the vast river of time delays sacrifice very deeply, he can throw it to the surface through the years and even centuries. Well, weak vortices pulled out and return man in his time. I believe that they arise from violations of the structure of the universe, - said Dr. Jenny Rendlz. - In turn, these anomalies form a window in the parallel universes and alternate time streams. Someday people will learn to use them. And then the journey will be possible from one era to another and to other worlds....
secrets of the Yogi.
One of the tricks that are doing a Yoga consists in the fact that they disappear in front of numerous spectators, and then there are - the truth is already behind the assembled crowd.
The phenomenon of sudden disappearance of paranormal researchers explain instantaneous teleportation. However, it may be that yoga speeds many times during personal time, as it were ' dissolved ' due to it in the air and so quickly slip past the spectators, that they simply do not notice. In favor of this version is a characteristic detail. Western observers were present at these performances, noticed that yoga has always cared about the fact that behind them was a free pass. In order to teleport it is not needed, but the flight is required for ultrafast....
Sergei Demkin.
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
DR
This guard, just on t. to. associated with the day, which will be discussed, and even my wife and I look forward to next week, recharge in the family -. pregnancy. :-).
All thought of what would today write about alcohol and creativity, or the Day of Birth. I decided on the date for today, tons. e. DR.
To be honest a couple of years, as DR does not insert. T. e. There is no real reason why one could equate it to a personal day holiday. Last year was still all right - such as birthday. And this?.
The real birthday only once in.
Friends, acquaintances, relatives. ?. And so, at any time, whenever you want.
Gifts?. Do not need anything, and if need be, or buy yourself or others can not afford such gifts. :-).
alcohol. ?. Neither those who like and so does not affect ( at least every day ).
In general, do not feel the holiday t. to. life and as a holiday.
I understand the meaning of this day for children. My daughter is already asking about next DR, although the previous one was current in April. But a beautiful dress, gifts, cakes and other goodies, the maximum attention of all - it 's cool for kids.
All good weekend. I stomped into boutiques for daily bread, and then prododzhenie repair in children. :-).
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backgammon game. - A good gift. My brother gave in DR great backgammon made in the area. Good craftsmen sit.
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Wednesday, May 2, 2012
Ksenia Sobchak - Russia Country of genetic scum
But this time there was no prophet, so laugh and cry it's too late.
Today's Russia has come to such a state that Sobchak on its background is still very, very. At the very least annoying idiots who find themselves in the most serious. The newly published ... A man who wrote it, is often grotesque and tragic figure, as well aware of everything that happens. And with it, and around.
Russia is a country of genetic scum.
Xenia, let us define some terms. As I understand it from a book, you goof - is the person most concerned about self-presentation and the pressure on the surrounding. He wants above all fear dominate at any cost.
correctly. There's a whole system of definitions, but they all fit in your: a man for whom self-presentation is above all.
And it is usually futile.
- Optional. The funds are often the most serious. In principle, this is an international phenomenon, but Russia - an ideal testing ground for observing lohozhitelyami. They are the exclusive expanse. That was the result of a number of social experiments, the latter of which - the rain of petrodollars - still not over, despite the crisis.
But why Russia? .
I would not discount the 1917. And then in 1937 the first. Two consecutive destruction of the elite, plus the war, plus the regular campaign and post-war prorabotochnye poison we have a very able - have led to the fact that Russia has become a country of genetic scum.
But the person making such statements, can survive only if it is referred to and a....
And how! . Symbol nationwide lohovstva with the project ...
I've always said that the authors of this project is already built into the underworld Hell -2.
wittily.
But then what makes you do it?.
The so -called educated stratum we belong to one percent of the population. Others are adequately represented on television only a ... This is our country, and we have no other. They can not show, as urged not to show ... But they do not disappear from the. And in the ...
They go out far less loshistymi. There is a rigid system of selection, which is always ennobles. Then, there is an intense game of love (and sometimes, by the way, not even a game ). And love - the most important outlet channel for the aggressive energy of Losinj. Better to let them build and couples seeking reciprocity than kill each other. Love Loch - the top of the evolution of the form.
The fuck me your feathers!.
- I sometimes think that you are special mission Putin. You have been distracted by all the negative energy of the country.
- I thought that it is incumbent on us to Mikhail Zurabov. Since then, he served as ambassador to Ukraine, I carry this cross with a.
- Now it is clear who will replace Zurabov in Ukraine.
- Do not rule out. But if I really intended to divert the people's anger - that is, it's not the worst mission. I eat negative energy. To be honest, when I praise - I have always in this tough imagining either irony or hidden it put.
- Do not be so universal rugnya gives you pleasure.
- I'm just a symbol of all that is hateful to the average man in the street. And while I do not just embody it - that came glamorous blonde. I know how to defend it, argue, and this is a completely average person can not tolerate.
- Among the things that you represent, and the lack of vulgarity.
- Not at all. What is vulgar? . Vulgarity - this is the average man, who hates me. I represent the taste of freedom and choice.
- But the glamor, then what does the taste?.
- No, I just do not glamor. Glamour, on the contrary, wants to please everyone. This sleek, comme il faut, the dress code - but I broke all the conventions and often can not stop. Sometimes I just carries herself and then ask what the hell due to one ester to spoil relations with so many people? . This three-day sitting in silence, hunched, and then made a furious plucking with a hoarse croaking: ...
- But in secular circles yet spinning.
- Well yes, because I'm a girl Mercantile, and a ride on someone else's yacht in the company of other people's beautiful people to me more pleasant than on the hard work earned the company its own, but the bald.
- Do you agree with Fitzgerald that ...
- I agree, but even the Fitzgerald did not answer - at what point these changes begin. Here the main thing - do not miss: what you do with them as with Superman, but he is still human? . It's really tough people, and making money - a very special talent. More precisely all about it at Pelevin in the ...
- Come on, you should know how to do these states....
- However, we are for some reason they did not, right? . And after a while again, dragged in the money.
Do you have a favorite among local business?.
The most intelligent of those whom I know - as I know, believe me, many people - definitely Mikhail Fridman.
But even the most closed.
I've been with him in different situations, see, for example, as a tour of the Vatican, he suggested the tour guide... In terms of breadth of interest and scholarship - he was the first. And the closest to me in spirit, Mikhail Prokhorov. It is also not very similar to its public image. What's going on inside - no one knows, but he could blurt that! . I long thought, and you the same breed. Sit these priests, be- zumno satisfied themselves, when they say ...
nonsense. Such hate me even more than the fuckers.
Well, as Prokhorov knows how to put in place. Here it is sponsoring a terrific performance by Mironov and Khamatova Shukshin. Since it starts talking teatralka - all this with a gasp - and expects it to her, too, will respond with a gasp, ...
This is a normal response. Because he really understands people and he does not necessarily publicly pridyhat. Just fake knowledge and pre-made answers are visible: in the book and I 'm wondering: what unites Kadyrov and Arshavin? . And they have procured the list: asking for a simpler - a standard set of. Poet - Pushkin, fruit - an apple. For more complex - Dostoevsky, respectively, even, perhaps, Proust.
What are your feelings on Ramzan Kadyrov?.
But I perfectly understand, that from this dobryachka - borovichka one step away from the beast, and in Grozny, among other things, scary. So much so that Sokolov, not being my close friend, the night barefoot and in pajamas came into my bedroom, ... So together, and slept.
But you are aware that it is - a dangerous man?.
It is VERY dangerous.
And not afraid to say this? . ...
I hope he is as a spiritual person, just read HG Wells and I did not pay attention.
Finished sausage - run.
- Do not want to - do not answer, but how do you feel about the phenomenon of Putin? .
My answer is absolutely honest, I have no rules about Plato, who each, and the truth, which is more expensive. For me, the person in first place. Putin was virtually the only one who defended my father when he was poisoned. This eliminates any possibility for me impartial reviews.
But do you see in the country a potential for protest?.
Not certain, but a huge, because the country signed a pact: the freedom in exchange for a sausage. Got sausage - given the freedom. according to Andropov. The pact will end at exactly the moment when the finished pudding. And so, when it will begin interruptions, it will be necessary to run very fast in the direction of the first Schengen country.
- And it may end?.
- Easily. It's all about the oil, and the people know: look how many people aware of the price of oil. For example, my manager - 56 -year-old woman, very far from any kind of business was.
- And what do the authorities in this situation?.
- And it is not clear, because I do not want to be well received in the power (I am not quite there, btw). We have to put pressure on the vine any manifestations of opposition - and it is fraught, if not to pressure - also fraught with. Obviously only the first is the economic pit demolish the whole social contract.
- You do not allow the revival of the Soviet Union?.
- Rather, I am afraid, as if the decay has not gone beyond. Almost certain that we will lose the Caucasus in our lifetime.
- By the way, who you are officially on the diploma?.
- Specialist in International Relations, Diploma - ...
- It was not the case that Putin has given you to understand: Xenia, do not do this, do not need?.
- Well, if he gave me to understand - I would probably know.
- A state support you for a feel?.
- There would be government support - who would dare to scold me? . Not to mention the fact that the poems Orlushi ... I recorded them in his reading - especially the theater and took off on an empty stage, alone, in an expensive evening dress read.
- Expensive clothes - even, but why are you allowed to illustrate the Bartenev, ...
- Sells better. I tell you, I'm a girl Mercantile. And earnings, except for TV and journalism, I have no.
Age can not imagine.
As you can imagine my old age?.
sore point. I can not imagine. I'm not going to change their lifestyle in the near future. I can not stand family values. I do not like children. For all this will have to somehow pay.
Well, this is not necessarily recognized. Negative energy can be any high level.
- But this is fair! . But if the truth? . It should start to play up, make up - so all unpresentable! .
- How long you want to ask, you know Daria Zhukova?.
- She was my closest friend in the days of long-term relationship with Marat Safin.
- What do you think caused the Abramovich divorce his wife, family and demolish pick Daria?.
- Just want to say - this step Abramovich I admire. Our elite is full of people sitting on two or three or four chairs. He made an honest choice, risky reputation - because he lives and conducts business in England, the country's conservative values ... but - decided. And why - why, after all the money to do a fairly boring. We need someone who will lead you on, the person to whom you come home from the office - and he leads you on a visit to the international bohemia. Dasha from this bohemia is well known to. She has a very quick mind, a natural, ... And Abramovich, as far as I know him, loves to push the boundaries - he was bored doing the same thing, we need new people, new circle... She gave him a significant boost.
That is, there is there for him to kind of pragmatism?.
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But why? . But it is very western - long lived there, looking at the world through other lenses. If I still have children in the country will not end the sausage - I do not send abroad to study, because they come in other. It may be good. Maybe smiling. But it will not mean anything.
- On the question of children: those who most often grows at the elite - the majors or, alternatively, the glorious altruists who did not know the struggle for existence?.
- Once upon a time is not necessary, but in general, it is more a test than a bonus. The constant proximity of a large individual is rarely comfortable. Children are constantly trying to prove that they are in and of themselves mean something. Obtained, such as I. But my version of anything yet, but when the drugs....
What do you have for the scandal with the Russian pioneer?.
Yes, not with Russian pioneer, where I have everything in order, writing a column with great pleasure. I love journalism is not for money but for the joy. And here in St. Petersburg, we have decided to read for roles ...
So you like a novel?.
And that, smartly written. In some places almost Pelevin.
that's it.
And they planned to read, and Andrey Kolesnikov, Glavred ... And then just one day before he calls me late at night Andrey - I'm at a loss: for some intimate goals? . I have been there in the ... ... And they told the episode seemed a little Kehmanu be a CEO, and he decided in the ballet ... This video is in youtube, look. And it is, can you imagine offended! . It will now be in Moscow.
run out of love.
I wonder about his first love, can you tell?.
without ceremony. Pretty traditional, but turbulent history. The nineties, I - the mayor 's daughter, and he - cool. Parents terribly against it, this is further fueled. This passion was that oh- she - she. Then I moved to Moscow.
And they killed him.
No, thank God. In the past year something has suddenly decided to revive old, saw. In St. Petersburg. And my mom is the same that was so against these relationships are now perfectly applies to him, he carries his grandmother to the country... You know what the thing. That's not already. Love is exhausting. A person a certain amount of love released, and either he would spend at a time, or stretch for a few or a lot of little... But it is the only emotion that is extreme. Anger, for example, infinite, and fear, and even joy, curiosity, and even. But I'm afraid to even a very strong love for me right now simply can not suffice. Even subconsciously avoid it.
How does cost?.
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Sunday, April 29, 2012
It's time to joke
The idea that every citizen concerned: To steal is to earn?.
In a crowded bus is a very fat man in a thick sheepskin coat. It refers to young people:.
- Listen, Uncle, you have removed the sheepskin coat - will be the place where the standing.
- Shall I take off my pants and, for that you will stay....
A young couple came to the South on their honeymoon. They took off from Old ladies room in a private home. The first day did not go, the second, too, a week does not go out and do not eat. Grandma worried, knocking in the room:.
- You live there?.
- Yes!.
- And there do not want?.
- Thank you Grandma, we fed the fruits of love!.
- Well, only the skins of their fruit in the window Do not throw away, and then the goose choke!.
One woman's leg tells the other:.
- Are you not afraid to openly tell me - what do you think about our hostess?.
- Why should I be afraid? .
Man screwed right to the woman and hugged her breasts. She rises and sculpts his ryahu. Guy: - I- I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. Just one person. - Drunk fucking, asshole, smelly goat. - ... ...
There is a lesson in the school. Sit small children, the teacher asks:.
- Guys! .
Little Johnny raises his hand immediately, the teacher:.
- Anyone else?.
Tanya stands up and says:.
- I would have picked up a watermelon in one hand and the other to the other!.
- Umnichka, Tanya! . - And who knows how to move.
3 watermelon?.
Little Johnny pulls back his hand, but the teacher ignores it.
Bob gets up:.
- I 'd take a watermelon in one hand and the other in another, and the third would be planted.
to manhood!.
- Ugh, how horrible, Bob! .
Little Johnny said,.
Then Little Johnny can not stand, and says:.
- Maria Ivanovna, I know how to transfer 5 (!) Of watermelons!.
- Yes? .
- I 'd take a watermelon in one hand and the other in another, and the male.
advantage would be planted Vasya!.
I - Bond. James Bond. I - Damm. Van Damme. Claude Van Damme. Jean- Claude Van Damme.
The boss tells the employee:.
- I noticed that every time you play ...
- Hmm -m. You know, you're right! . Do you think she pretends?.
Comes as a lord drunk man home. His wife meets him with a rolling pin in hand and with the words:.
- Where roamed, a beast? .
- Lucy. the cemetery was.
- Well, someone has died?.
- Do not believe it. they all died!.
Yesterday, in the second hour of the night I got an SMS -ka with the unexpected in my life the question: ' Punch is? .
- Hello, who is this?.
- Natasha.
- What is Natasha? .
- What is what? .
- You know you're here now nichrome did not specify.
It brought the boy had fallen down the drain, shut the door.
- God, why are you so unfair to your servant? . Why, Lord?.
A voice from heaven:.
- Because they do not reach me.
' ABVGDeyka ' - so decided to call their joint mega -holding Russian oligarchs Abramovich Berezovsky, Vekselberg, Deripaska and Gusinsky.
Member, breaking away from the Internet:.
- My son, like exams?.
- Yes, well, - he entered the university is your grandson!....
There is an operation. Assistant surgeon in command:.
- scalpel. - swab. - a clip. - swab. - alcohol.
- a clip. - swab. - alcohol. - All alcohol. Remember.
English lesson. Settled in the back row man - checks.
of RONO. Young teacher wrote on the blackboard and the English phrase.
asks students to translate. The class is silent, and suddenly, with the penultimate.
Little Johnny 's hand draws desk. The teacher hesitated, but do.
nothing - has caused.
Little Johnny:.
- That Butt. Now would be planted!.
The teacher, blushing with shame:.
- Little Johnny, how could you!.
Little Johnny, turned to the man:.
- You do not know English - there is nothing to suggest!.
Depending on the tone of a single obscene word mechanic Tarasova can mean up to 50 different parts and accessories.
- Well, the normal pulse.
- Doctor, take my left hand! .
President Medvedev announced that he would personally check the apartment and suddenly.
porches of houses. Comes with its environment in the next. There is no elevator.
working circle lying empty bottles, scraps, scraps of cellophane in.
one corner of a lot of shit in the other - a drunken bum.
- What is it? . - What is this mess, I.
you ask? .
- The fifth the size of the breast - this is about someone?.
- In S..
- And the sixth?.
- A sixth - is Ass.
- What is Skype? .
We sat in the kitchen, drinking tea, I wanted to ask her to pour me another, but misspoke and accidentally said, ' Bitch! You ruined my life! '.
- Doctor, obsession - is grounds for divorce?.
- No, on the contrary, the basis for marriage.
- Debunking worth fifty euros -.
Pop says to her husband. husband:.
- So Expensive?.
- What do you mean expensive? .
Petechka - Vovochke:.
- What do you think the teacher a new French?.
- In general, it is as a protective film on the screen of the new phone.
- So?.
- I want to take and pull!.
A man - a psychologist:.
- I want a divorce.
- Reasons?.
- There are many reasons. But most importantly: I'm married!.
My husband bought furniture assembled wall. wife:.
- Do not finish it. If you open the door of the lower, middle door opens and hits on the head.
- I completed the. The lower section for things Tiffany.
Before his execution on death row comes to pop:.
- I'm here to help you communicate with God.
- Why do I need for this you? After an hour I'll talk to your boss in person.
A friend - a friend:.
- Are you cheating on her husband?.
- Do you?.
- Answer me, I first asked.
- No, let's you're first.
- You do not have to answer all clear.
Ivanov says the ass:.
- Father, I want to divorce his wife. It is cold and the woman does not love me.
Pop sends his wife and Ivanova tells her in his presence, to kiss her husband. Kiss released a long and hot. Pop - Ivanov:.
- See, this woman is passionate and thirsty!.
- Do not argue, just that the wife of Peter Ivanov, and I am Sidor.
- It seems that Madame Ivanova yet learned how to cook.
- Why do you think that?.
- Her third husband is alive!.
Rabinowitz comes to grocery shop, and asks:.
- How much does a ham?.
As soon as he comes out into the street, a storm begins. Powerful thunder shakes the neighborhood. Rabinowitz looks up to heaven and said in a conciliatory tone:.
- What is it, we can not even ask?.
What a sad woman does not dream to become a gay widow.
A friend - a friend:.
- You are my husband and I over the hill are not going to blame?.
- No, he's in my travel abroad.
- Nuclear physicist?.
- Fool!.
When buhoy and aggressive controller train back home, his family rush from room to room.
- I raised a son, built a house and planted a tree. Mom, can I at least now I'll go for a walk?.
Two blondes meet one another:.
- Yesterday I almost saw your husband!.
- What is it?.
- Do you ' Opel ' with the number 354?.
- Yes.
- So I saw the same ' Opel ' with the number 353!.
- What is it about more than an hour in the shop told our boss?.
- On the economy of labor time.
Comes the morning my wife home from work and sees that her husband bags under the eyes.
- Again, all night drinking?.
- Well, where does the drinking? .
- And where are they?.
- The glasses fell asleep!.
He gathered his three sons, father and asks:.
- My sons tell me, honestly, who among you this morning, we pushed a wooden toilet in the river and swam away.
In response to the silence.
- Do not be afraid, the children, so remember Grandpa Lenin. When he was little, he cut down a cherry in the garden, and when his father asked him and his brother, who did it, he frankly admitted, and for this he had nothing.
It turns out the middle brother, and says:.
- It's me Dad.
His father grabs his belt and let it soak.
The son yells:.
- Dad, how did Lenin, cherry?.
Father:.
- When Lenin sawed cherry, her father did not sit.
Respectable English lady explains the cause of a new family doctor services out of the previous family doctor:.
Lady:.
- You know, our former doctor was treating my husband from pneumonia, and husband died of tuberculosis.
Doctor:.
- Do not worry, ma'am, if I do you 'll be treated for pneumonia, you will die from it and the same.
- Do not make me an idiot!.
- I am not to blame, blame nature!.
In the tutorial:.
- Little Johnny, who said: ' Learn, learn and study again! '.
- Well, it certainly was not me!.
- Is it true that you have to Armenia with meat is bad?.
- No, no, the meat is well! .
Rzhevskij at the banquet:.
- I'll go take a leak!.
- Lieutenant, well, who says so? .
Rzhevskij out, comes back and reaches for a glass of.
- Lieutenant, would you even rinsed his hands.
- Oh, do not worry, madam! .
- You know, I'm always looking for the meaning of life painfully, and I can not find it.
- And in the fridge is not? .
My wife decided to file for divorce. Her lawyer asked:.
- And what do you want to present as a reason?.
- My husband of 5 years that we have been married only three times performed his marital duties!.
- Excellent. With such accusations at the hands can be assumed that the victory in our pocket. And you have kids?.
- Of course, five of them!.
In the hospital room comes a man in a white robe and asks:.
- Who yesterday was taking tests?.
- Well, I do, but what?.
- What is your height?.
- And what does this growth, the doctor?.
- I am not a doctor, I am a carpenter.
Mom, how many times you say I do not ' fuck ', I - hacker.
- In stock spoiled 2 tons of printed products.
- Yes there could deteriorate, it is not a grub!?.
- Calendars.
- Waiter, why do I have a hearing aid in the soup?.
- Excuse me, what did you say?.
It is bad when the wife is young and constantly sick. Even worse, when my wife.
old, and, moreover, strong as a rock.
- Mr President, you have long wanted to ask you on what basis.
dismiss the generals?.
- To me, Mr Prime Minister, the programmers of the new Administration.
computer ... in the evening.
- Play, and in the morning sign Ordinance.
- And here is the site of President Medvedev nobody ever crack.
- Because he is so well protected?.
- Because it is all a shit.
Deciding to look for the facades of Potemkin villages, the president was nicknamed scared governors ' bear - rod '.
Rulers come and go, but the people remain. On the nose!.
If you do not know what you want, get what was left.
4 years ago began to appear on the streets of speed bumps, but the.
look, - rose, recovered.
Educated people sitting at the banquet table will never be.
blowing in the tablecloth, if he is behind the window.
curtain.
- Why did the ambulance driver can safely have a Shawarma and other street.
fast food?.
- Because he wait for an ambulance is not needed.
In Russia, released a triple cologne in a new package with a big sign.
(20 %) - ... Dealers said that its sales dramatically.
increased and there is a shortage of.
- And here I am, if peresplyu with someone, then that person lives in a coffin.
- Tell me!.
- Yes, ask who you want!.
Thursday, April 26, 2012
' What do you tell? '
' The fact that I am a poet, I generally tell people. Come publishers: ... Let us 'll call you there and there ... Faith Polozkov. To a large extent it is - a child of the Internet. It is not just a poet, a poet and blogger. At the time,. vero4ka. became one of the youngest ... com. Even the first serious book of her poems - ...
Today, Vera Polozkov - Moscow poet, who had published two books, play in the theater, go to the journalism of Moscow State University for three months prior to travel around half the world, and a diploma. Born in Moscow on March 5, 1986. The first book published at age 15. Award Winner ... She wrote for magazines «Cosmopolitan» and ... Until December 2007 she worked at the Moscow Museum of Contemporary Art ART4. RU. In 2008,. played a role in the play by Georg Woman ... Joseph Beuys in conjunction with the theater. doc).
It is interesting to not only read but also listen as she reads. After all, Faith is literally playing for his roles each text, the good they have it almost all of the unrequited love of women to men of God to man - in general, have someone to play. Her poems are going along with her energy, charisma, laughter and sorrow. See for yourself in the book. ' Photosynthesis '.
And some poems to explore:.
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